My wife asked why we go through so much hand cream. What should I tell her?

You could try telling her, that you heard it was great for keeping old leather soft and supple.... ;) My wife asked why we go through so much hand cream. What should I tell her?
Tell her the truth. You love your skin to feel soft and smooth for her? Ha! Unless of course it's being used for self gratification. Is that what you kids use, lotion? Interesting. My wife asked why we go through so much hand cream. What should I tell her?
Tell her the truth. If you can't handle being up front with it you shouldn't be doing it, and if she can't handle knowing it, she shouldn't be married.
Tell her you use it to yank hank...because she is not putting out enough for you,and you don't want to cheat.
That depends on the reason. :-? Tell her you have rough hands, and you want them to be soft for holding her.
You love to make love to ';yourself'; LMAO! And while your at it tell her ';yourself'; is moving in, and taking over her spot!
That your are polishing the bishop with it. If she would do the polishing you wouldn't use so much
She already knows.
ask her to think real hard on her question.
Sure hope BOTH your hands are soft!
You like to keep your hands soft.....just for her.
you have one part of your body that is sooo dry
tell her....you give great foot massages !!
BLAME IT ON THE KIDS!
tell her that you use it to wax the carrot